Megan Bonnell "Apple Trees"

MEGAN BONNELL - Apple Trees from Mitch Fillion on Vimeo.

Tonight this is my soft, glowing lullaby.

Gaga's on my speed dial

She's done it again.

Mixin' hot bits and bites from Kill Bill, Thelma and Louise and grunge-meets-glamazon all-female prison sequences in "Telephone". The device has never, nor will ever look so nuts and sexy on any head but Gaga's.

This jarring, campy, seductive ride into madness is almost too good to be true. Like the moment when Beyonce becomes "mama" to Gaga, scolding her in the car and offering her a bite of her bar. Priceless.

Or dead-bar-full-of-bodies dance scenes with the star spangled banner painted on a crotch, not to mention killer silver boots. It makes me want Gaga to "serve me" up a sandwich.


I love that these ladies drive the pussywagon.

The Elwins "Propinquity"

THE ELWINS - Propinquity from Mitch Fillion on Vimeo.

The Elwins on Myspace

Gregory Pepper "Drop the plot"

GREGORY PEPPER - Drop The Plot from Mitch Fillion on Vimeo.

Gregory Pepper on Myspace

Tit-for-tat

When I hear the words “sale” and “bra” pushed together my nips perk up.

Especially when the comfy-cups in question are of superior quality, not like those flimsy items that La Senza sells. Much like the illusion that bin after bin of padded “push up” bras offer, they lie (Must we, must we, must we all increase our busts? What happened to au natural?)

Once again, Secrets From Your Sister is holding a “Dead Bra Sale.” On Saturday, Feb. 13, 2010 you can put your tired bras to rest. Bring in a bra that is washed and in good condition (hygiene people) and get 25% off on a regular priced bra.

Sounds like a tit-tastic trade since the old bras that have had their run go on to romp in soft, laundry detergent scented pastures. In reality they are given a new home, a lovely new set of tats to support.

Every gently worn bra will be donated to Sistering, a women’s agency that provides programs and services to homeless, low-income and marginalized women in Toronto. A bra is something that is easy to take for granted. It may not be a necessity, but it’s a form of support, and for some women it can make all the difference.

The sale will go on from 10am until 7pm at both of their busty, bustling locations at 560 Bloor Street West (Bathurst station) and 2501 Yonge Street (Eglinton station.)

So whip em’ out for a good cause and you can get your paws on something special for the ladies. They deserve it.

Porn consumption stats: Who's dining?

If the internet was an entity it would be a porn addict. The proof is in the profits. You need your fix and there are millions of options to choose from.

Buffet style, exotic cuisine, the obscene and everything in between. It’s disposable, fast food consumption and it’s interesting to note although we often turn to idealized fantasy in our sexual romps through cyber space (ie. Waxed, fake bodies, synchronized orgasms, non-stop jackhammer intercourse, and prolific moans) a movement of amateur, independent porn is emerging too.

For those of us who want to see people fucking who have some believable chemistry, real orgasms and less-than-perfect bodies there are other options, like feminist porn. With a mandate of real pleasure, women run production companies and mainstream stereotype challenging material it’s an organic alternative to the mickey D’s fare. But tastes vary, so here are some interesting statistics about the porn we consume.

Amount of pornographic websites: 4.2 million (12% of websites)

Daily search engine requests that are pornographic: 68 million (25% of total requests)

US adults who regularly visit pornography on the web: 40 million

Visitors to pornography sites who are male: 72%

Visitors to pornography sites who are female: 28%

1 in 3 visitors to adult sites are women

Statistics should be conveyed this way more often.