Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Words of Wisdom from Cosmo TV

Here are some fun facts that I happened to catch during the commercial breaks of the ever-so enlightening, Cosmopolitan T.V. Stay tuned for future updates on things that we, as women, should no doubt be aware of. I can only hope that 99% of you find these statements utterly pointless, unrealistic, and immensely improbable.

-56% of guys have bailed on a girl after a hook up
-According to guys, the sexiest professionals are flight attendants, models, and dancers
-68% of women say that traveling alone is a great way to meet people
-Single men are less likely than married men to say they are “very happy”
-67% of people say I love you to someone every day
-86% of guys say they stress after a date about whether you had fun

Hope this was as educational for you as it was for me. Enough said. With any luck the rooms full of monkeys on typewriters at Cosmo can conjure up some more helpful gems of information to enhance our lives. Somehow I feel as though the monkeys possess infinitely more wisdom than the vapid, Josie Dye.

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